Humor
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Ring pop?
Kiddo: mommy, can I have a ring pop? Me: no, not this late at night. Kiddo: fine, then you can’t buy me roller skates tomorrow. Me: works for me. Kiddo: (audible huff) Either they don’t understand how this works, or they’re training to be a master of reverse psychology. [read more]
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“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.” Tyrion Lannister, “Game of Thrones” [read more]
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Stapler function broken on our Heidelberg printer. So, today I’m getting paid to staple. For the luvvapete…. [read more]
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Well, I won’t be putting mustard on any food at any time in the near future… [read more]